Hey ha ha, George W. Bush gave some candy to Michelle Obama today isn’t that nice what a scamp.

George W. Bush Slips Michelle Obama a Piece of Candy (Again!) at His Father's Funeral Service https://t.co/iNHX1KTQDF

— People (@people) December 5, 2018

I hope he wiped the blood off. From his hands. Because he’s got blood on his hands. You know, from all the war crimes.

I can’t wait for the day when everyone stops treating him like a cuddly old granddad fart and remembers how he got us into two unnecessary wars that have killed and maimed hundreds of thousands of innocent people, solved zero problems, created lots of new problems, and oh we’re still fighting almost two decades later and probably will be forever. Werther’s is the new forget-me-now.

Seriously though, fuck that guy.